Jingo by Terry Pratchett

Author:Terry Pratchett
Format: mobi, epub, azw3
Tags: Science Fiction/Fantasy
Published: 2010-01-29T22:46:32+00:00

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[1] The palms are held at right angles to one another and flapped together rather than clapped, while the flapper stares intently at the audience as if to say 'We're going to have some applause here or else the whole school is in detention.'

[2] Women always do this.

[3] The possibility that they were not guilty of anything was one that he didn't even think worthy of consideration.

[4] A term invented by the wizard Denephew Boot*, who had found that by a system of rewards and punishments he could train a dog, at the ringing of a bell, to immediately eat a strawberry meringue.

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